I’ve decided to turn this week’s entry of Desk Trinket Friday on myself. All these weeks, I allowed other trinkets to take the spotlight while my favorite trinket sat idly by.
Meet Charles. Charles is a plastic pig that I bought during a recent trip to the Poconos, but don’t be fooled by his cheery disposition. Charles is also a killing machine.
Height: 5″
Weight: 3oz
Skin Color: Pink
Eyes: Dots
Skilled At: Shooting squishy green balls out of his face.
You might think it’s inappropriate to keep such a lethal weapon in a workplace, but trust me, it’s needed. Here at Bigstock, we work in a world where nearly everyone possesses a Nerf gun, or has at least been shot by one. Some call it “team building” fun. I call it a game of survival.
I think we can all agree that pigs are wonderful, safety in the workplace is vital, and that Charles is the best desk trinket ever. Thank you for your time.
